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Episode #1: Bondage is SO Not My Thing

Episode #2: The Things I Do For (Someone Else's) Love

Episode #3: Going Down and Not in the Way I Wanted To

Episode #4: Wet and Wild (Damn Mermaids)

Episode #5: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Krakenboss

Episode #6: Marital Issues and Crabs

Episode #7: Maws, Fangs, and Politics. Oh My!

Episode #8: Fae-mer-ly Drama

Audio Editions:

Episode #1: Bondage is SO Not My Thing

Episode #2: The Things I Do For (Someone Else's) Love

Episode #3: Going Down and Not in the Way I Wanted To

Episode #4: Wet and Wild (Damn Mermaids)

Episode #5: Gaslight, Gatekeep, Krakenboss

Episode #6: Marital Issues and Crabs

Episode #7: Maws, Fangs, and Politics. Oh My!

Episode #8: Fae-mer-ly Drama

Arc 2, Episode 1: There Goes My R&R

Arc 2, Episode 2: Read the Room

Arc 2, Episode 3: Gathering and Gossip

Arc 2, Episode 4: I'm Much Better With Tax Evasion

Arc 2, Episode 5: Sunscreen and Sandwyrms

Arc 2, Episode 6: Hot Dude on Demand

Arc 2, Episode 7: Revelations and Wreckage

Arc 2, Episode 8: Descent

Audio Editions:

Episode #1: There Goes My R&R

Episode #2: Read the Room

Episode #3: Gathering and Gossip

Episode #4: I'm Much Better With Tax Evasion

Episode #5: Sunscreen and Sandwyrms

Episode #6: Hot Dude on Demand

Episode #7: Revelations and Wreckage

Episode #8: Descent

Arc 3, Episode 1: Preconceived Notions

Arc 3, Episode 2: A Tabletop Society

Arc 3, Episode 3: Common Sense and Spiderfolk

Arc 3, Episode 4: Spelunking Preparations

Arc 3, Episode 5: Don't Croak

Arc 3, Episode 6: Gilt

Arc 3, Episode 7: Vanity in the Rainforest

Arc 3, Episode 8: The Art of the Deal, Part 1

Arc 3, Episode #9: The Art of the Deal, Part 2

Arc 3, Episode 10: Disappearing Act

Audio Editions

Episode #1: Preconceived Notions

Episode #2: A Tabletop Society

Arc 3, Episode #3: Common Sense and Spiderfolk

Arc 4, Episode 1: Mourning

Arc 4, Episode #2: The City of Play

Arc 4, Episode #3: Claiming Territory

Arc 4, Episode #4: A Talkative Key

Arc 4, Episode #5: Introductions

Arc 4, Episode #6: Am in the Bush

Arc 4, Episode #7: New Names

Arc 4, Episode #8: Triage

Arc 4, Episode #9: Good Business Sense

Murder She Wrote -- And Thank the Gods She Did

The Children of the House of Usher

The Worst MFers in Fiction

Who's Your Sire? The Best Species in Fantasy

Moonlight and Wine

Ranting About Agatha All Along

The Commandments of Compelling Characters

Male Main Character or Bear?

How to Avoid the Con Crud

Please Don't

Books Causing Issues

Best Applications of Noncombative Magic

The Myths of Vampire Hunting

Ideal Wedding Venues

Movie Adaptations That Keep Me Up At Night

Oh No-tomy

How Not to Treat Your Lady (Or Anyone, For That Matter)

What the Fae Happened?

How to Have a Himbo

Twenty-Six Years of Learning

So You Want to Travel the Worlds?

The Beach Episode

The Love Triangle

It's About Time

A Glossary of the Orrery

The Perfect Descent

Tips to Become a Crazed Monarch

The Worst Places For Your Mates to Meet Their Fate

Worldbuilding Must-Haves

How to Survive Your Fantasy Family Vacation

When the Veil Thins

Helluva Hazbin

Oh My Gods

The Questions We Were All Thinking

Fun At the Boy Aquarium

The Magic of the Orrery

Fact Through Fiction: EHT

A Court of Accidental Orgies

Four Guys, One Crone

BTS | Airfare and Cheesecake

Early Access | Love Doesn't Pay the Bills