# The Valthakan Times

> Blending epic fantasy with practical lifestyle advice through humor

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## Posts
- [Edition #126: Life in the Fast Track](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-126-life-in-the-fast-track): That's Partner, To You!
- [Portals and Packages](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/portals-and-packages): My Roommate the Witch
- [Edition #125: Introducing Cronefessionals](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-125-introducing-cronefessionals): It's Like Total Drama Island!
- [Edition #124: Streaming and Screaming](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-124-streaming-and-screaming): Plus a Wee Apology
- [A Hells of a Time](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/a-hells-of-a-time): The Tales of the Crone
- [Edition #123: Feeling Twitchy](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-123-feeling-twitchy): I Still Got It
- [WTF Were the Creators of Pokémon Smoking?](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/wtf-were-the-creators-of-pok-mon-smoking): And Other Important Questions
- [Edition #122: 2/3rds Through 2026](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-122-2-3rds-through-2026): Who Let It Be August?
- [Four Guys, One Crone](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/four-guys-one-crone-9a1b): The Audio Edition!
- [Edition #121: Audios and Stream Bros](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-121-audios-and-stream-bros): So I'm a Gamer Now
- [Edition #120: My Audition For the Psych Ward](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-120-my-audition-for-the-psych-ward): Every Animator Needs to Be Institutionalized
- [My Audition For the Psych Ward](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/my-audition-for-the-psych-ward): An Animated Crone Short Story
- [Edition #119: Back to Your Regular Schedule](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-119-back-to-your-regular-schedule): Obviously, I Wrote This At Midnight
- [Edition #118: Daniel is Attempting an Animator's Job](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-118-daniel-is-attempting-an-animator-s-job): Heading Back to Court
- [Babes, You're Not That Great](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/babes-you-re-not-that-great): DCW March 2026
- [Edition #117: Werewolf Burlesque ](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-117-werewolf-burlesque): And Overtroped!
- [Putting the Ass in Assassination](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/putting-the-ass-in-assassination): And Ghost Sausages 
- [Edition #116: The Prophecy is True!](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-116-the-prophecy-is-true): ...Unfortunately
- [The Prophecy is True... Unfortunately](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/the-prophecy-is-true-unfortunately): Overtroped Deep Dive
- [A Prison Regrets Hiring Me](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/a-prison-regrets-hiring-me): Their Fault, Honestly
- [Edition #115: The Dating Show Nobody Asked For](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-115-the-dating-show-nobody-asked-for): Yay Futbol!
- [Edition #114: I Should Be on TV](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-114-i-should-be-on-tv): And a Time Honored Question
- [Who TF Cares What Your Parents Think?](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/who-tf-cares-what-your-parents-think): DCW Early Access
- [Male Main Ciller](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/male-main-ciller): The Dating Show Nobody Asked For
- [Edition #113: We're Back on Air](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-113-we-re-back-on-air): A New Crone Era
- [Ghost Stories](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/ghost-stories): Ice-and-Silver
- [Edition #112: The Return From OH](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-112-the-return-from-oh): And the Pilgrimage to Cornhenge
- [Edition #111: Older, Wiser, and Snarkier](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-111-older-wiser-and-snarkier): The Birthday Special
- [Fricked Folklore](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/fricked-folklore): The Best and Worst of Our Favorite Entities
- [Edition #110: Travels and Travails ](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-110-travels-and-travails): T-7 Days and Cooking with Gas
- [An Involuntary Fae-cation](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/an-involuntary-fae-cation): The Tales of the Crone
- [Edition #109: What Else Are Friends For?  ](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-109-what-else-are-friends-for): T-14 Days
- [Magitechnically](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/magitechnically): Fantasy Systems Beyond the Medieval
- [Edition #108: Daniel's Rise to Power](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-108-daniel-s-rise-to-power): The Pun is Coming
- [Mating Bonds and Their Impact on My Drinking](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/mating-bonds-and-their-impact-on-my-drinking): Plus Customer Service Issues
- [Edition #107: Gods (Worldbuilding), I Love Buying in Bulk](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-107-gods-worldbuilding-i-love-buying-in-bulk): Become an Eldritch Terror Today!
- [Edition #106: To the Moon and Back](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-106-to-the-moon-and-back): Daniel Loves Curves
- [Deep Dive with Daniel Alexander](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/deep-dive-with-daniel-alexander): Tramp Stamp? 
- [Dragon Riding? Sure, Let's Call It That...](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/dragon-riding-sure-let-s-call-it-that): Remember, It's Only GRAVE Robbing
- [Edition #105: Ask Daniel Anything (By Wednesday)](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-105-ask-daniel-anything-by-wednesday): We Love an Online Form
- [Edition #104: Spring Sprang a Week Ago](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-104-spring-sprang-a-week-ago): And a Change to our Deep Dives!
- [What's Your Fantasy? ](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/what-s-your-fantasy): A Surprise Switchup 
- [Edition #103: The Crone Finds a Vampire](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-103-the-crone-finds-a-vampire): And Daniel Gets Lobstered
- [9 Inches and the Vampire Lord](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/9-inches-and-the-vampire-lord): More Compatible Than You Think...
- [Edition #102: Now You See Me? ](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/edition-102-now-you-see-me): Or I Better Get a Refund...
- [Daniel Alexander and the Olympians](https://www.dalecsander.com/p/daniel-alexander-and-the-olympians): My Descent into Tartarus